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andquot;Multi-speed waterproof massager is angled for ultimate contact! May be used in or out of the water. 2 AAA batteries not included.andquot;
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- Endorsed by Dr. Joel Kaplan
- Powerful massager angled for ultimate contact
- Multi-speed
- ABS
- 2 AAA batteries
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 "Works great, but fundamentally flawed" 2010-06-15
By Bob Saget (In your head)
For what this product is designed to do (er, massage your prostate), it excels. It produces an amazing amount of vibration from two AAA batteries, and its angled head manages to hit that prostate dead on and produces... shall we say, very good vibrations.



The only problem is, its designers apparently had never considered that there would be poop in the area it was designed to work. The angled head is not sealed to the shaft, and guess what! Poop goes right up in there, and since the head is not removable without breaking it, the product is now useless as it cannot be cleaned and disinfected. Who the **** makes a product designed to go in the butt that can't keep poop out? Had I known about this earlier, I would've sealed up the gap with a little RTV and solved the problem before it happened... or just bought something else whose designers knew what the hell they were doing.



So, 5 stars for functionality, -3 stars for durability and usability. I would give it one star, but then you'd just think I work for some other company. So yeah. Dr. Joel Kaplan, your product design team needs to be fired.


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